Archive for October, 2011

In the future, all those Williamsport Crosscutter games you’ve been meaning to get to will be played at Bowman Field at [blank] Stadium.

With him gone, the headlines of Reading newspapers are plunged into chaos, their question marks stinging the eyes of the senior citizens who actually read them.

Some other businesses won awards too but none of them are a baseball team associated with the Philadelphia Phillies so they don’t really matter.

In conclusion, this was barely worth writing about, but its the offseason, and I’ve got a post quota to meet.

This is business, not baseball, so all we can do is believe or not believe the ambiguous statements guys in suits say into microphones.

I hate Tony LaRussa.

If this year isn’t his year, and there’s a good chance it won’t be, then he can continue solidifying that bat and maintaining that glove without a juice-filled sac pulsating on the side of his hand.

In a winter of discontent, the Phillies will continue making us proud, whether they are winning awards for their stellar character, or cutting ties with the team permanently.

Elsewhere, Vance will probably be unlocking Xbox Achievements.

In actuality, Roy’s probably stabbing a wayward wart hog to death.