Philly Journalists Mock Your Dumb Concerns About Phillies Sucking
The Phillies look comically inept lately, to the objective fan. To the subjective fan, its a far from comical situation that requires all the meaningless concern to you can muster. It also means that…Read More
Lannan Earns Second Career Win Versus Phils
At this point, I kind of want write a recap using the same amount of effort as the Phillies have displayed in the last few games, so here goes. Read | Share
Nationals Overcome Pete Orr and Ben Francisco in Doubleheader Sweep
Charlie Manual’s team has wrapped up a bunch of stuff already. The Phillies have won the division and have locked up home field advantage throughout the playoffs. I keep writing this is every…Read More
Lohse Out Halladays Halladay
There are times when words strewn manically across a page/website are not enough to describe an emotion. Let’s take a look at the word hate. Hate is used pretty regularly. People say that…Read More
Mid Series 6-Pack: “Just because a pitcher takes 14 tries to finally beat one team…”
OH MY GOD THE SERIES ALREADY STARTED AND I DIDN’T POST THE PREVIEW. Save us, Andrew Kinback from Nationals Inquisition How do the Nationals plan on getting past the Phillies’ “kookiness,” a…Read More
Yet Another Phillie is Honored for Being Swell Guy
Ryan Howard hasn’t won the Roberto Clemente Award per se, but he leads the voting in the “charming…Read More
Ryan Howard Receiving Shot to Make Him Even More Powerful
“Even more powerful” in this case meaning “back to normal levels of power.” They…Read More
Phillies Assure You Those Strangers in the Dugout are On the List
You’ve probably noticed all those unfamiliar people in the dugout lately. One of them is John…Read More
NL East Infection: Let’s Get Julio Teheran an Award of Some Kind
Atlanta Braves The Braves are one of those pompous organizations that likes to give out “awards”…Read More
Phillies Shut Out, Still Division Champs
Chase Utley went 3-4 with three singles. That is the high point of the offense in tonight’s…Read More










