Halladay Halts Skid as Phillies Pound Pelfrey
Charlie Manuel is really pissed. I know what I’m talking about. I’ve been in the game for 50 years. I know exactly what I’m talking about. I preach about it every day. People hear it,…Read More
The Mets….Really?
The Phillies haven’t lost this many games in a row since they were a bad baseball team headed by Terry Francona. Tito is experiencing his own shit storm in Boston as the Phillies dropped both…Read More
Rich Dubee Furiously Silent About Antonio Bastardo Tipping Pitches
“I’m not telling you where it was — it might have been his shoelaces.” –Rich Dubee Rich Dubee went into lockdown mode after discovering Antonio Bastardo has been tipping his pitches.…Read More
Phillies Recommend Not Filling Void Left by Mike Zagurski with Food
Left-handed people are treated like royalty in baseball. If teams could, they sprout and harvest their own crops of southpaws in subterranean labs, getting them from some organic process that led to…Read More
Maybe Switching Positions Will Help Dom Brown, Hope Phillies
We just talked about how refreshing and wonderful Roy Oswalt is, so let’s talk about how downtrodden and emotionally destroyed Domonic Brown is. “I experienced a lot. This is the first time…Read More
Just So You Know, Roy Oswalt Isn’t Retiring So Don’t Even Ask
Hey, look! Its Roy Oswalt! Wonder what he’s up to! Maybe retiring? NO. Roy Oswalt’s…Read More
Phillies Food Drive Proves Team is Good Off the Field at Least
Grown male elephants spend 20 hours a day eating and can consume up to five tons of food a day. They…Read More
Oswalt Left in Too Long as Nationals Secure Sweep
Remember that surly old man in your head that I talked about in an earlier post? Well, he is starting…Read More
Everybody Look at Freddy Galvis and Respect Him
You may have noticed that our “Afterberth: IronPigs Edition” series quickly ended without…Read More
Phillies Brass Sits in Dark Room; Plots Future of Dom Brown
Where will he go? What will he do? How high will he hold his hands when he does it? Will they be…Read More






