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Raul Ibanez Reaches Career Milestone Worth Six Lines of Text

250 home runs is more home runs than the average person will hit in their life time, making Raul Ibanez a pretty impressive human being, if you discount the shortcomings that prevent him from being an elite player.

So, in recognition of his achievement, this web site dedicated six entire lines of text to Raul Ibanez, indicating the number of home runs he has, what the outcome of the game was last night, who gave up his 250th dinger, how many HRs he’s had this season, other things Ibanez did in the game, and what Ibanez’s age is.

None of those things appear in this blog post.

Topics: Raul Ibanez

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