Series 6-Pack: “A Major League team is ready to have a sasquatch mascot.”
Yo, it’s Andrew from Nationals Inquisition! To celebrate the four trillionth time of playing the Nationals this year, I asked good questions this time, I swear. 1. I don’t think I’m…Read More
NL East Infection: Its All Over for Everybody
Washington Nationals Well, that’s it for Stephen Strasburg. Read | Share
Shane Victorino Successfully Exploits Dumb MLB Appeals System
It may seem like a net loss, seeing as how Shane is out of the lineup tonight and Friday in Washington, but the truth of the matter is that he actually won! He won a little game called “The MLB Suspension…Read More
Prospect Ryan Garvey to Begin Ruing This Day in Three Years
“Ryan Garvey announced this week that he will become a Trojan and play baseball for USC, rather than accepting an offer from the Philadelphia Phillies, who drafted him in the 15th round.” –Bill…Read More
CBS Philadelphia Desperate to Name TBOH Most Valuable Blogger
Let’s be honest with each other. You come here every day, and you’re like, “MAKE ME LAUGH, TBOH.” “All right, all right…” I reply, weeping. I roll out of bed…Read More
Hunter Pence Loses Focus at Critical Moment of ‘Simon Says’
At a pivotal moment in last night’s game, Hunter Pence cost himself what would have been…Read More
Phillies Are Going to Need You to Hand Over that Blood, Please
Blood! It is required for all living things. It’s time to acknowledge that irrational fear you…Read More
Ryan Howard Suffering From What’s Known as “Weakness”
As we have all widely accepted, Ryan Howard is terrible. Therefore, there is no reason to get all worked…Read More
Late Rally Bites Snakes
Jimmy Rollins hit the first pitch that Joe Saunders threw over the left field fence for the 37th time…Read More
Most Other Phillies Draft Picks Realize What’s Good for Them
I once had a dream I sat across from Ruben Amaro at a negotiation. We were deciding on a contract extension.…Read More






