Oswalt Not Sharp in 6-5 Loss
I got all excited after Roy Oswalt’s start against the Nationals. His fastball reached 94 on the radar gun and he struck out nine batters. There were times in this start that his fastball was…Read More
Ruben Amaro Jumps to Defend Dom Brown from All You Awful People
As we all are painfully aware, the best place to find introspective Phillies analysis is the comment section on philly.com. Real sports fans concentrate so hard on what’s best for their team, they…Read More
NL East Infection: Existence is Fleeting
Atlanta Braves “HEY!” said this guy, leaping into the air in slow motion. ”BRAVES FANS EXIST!!” “All right, all right,” we all replied sheepishly, embarrassed…Read More
Mike Pelfrey Outsucked by Kyle Kendrick
Up until today, the starting rotation of the Philadelphia Phillies had given up one run in this series. Kyle Kendrick gave up four runs in the first inning. Read | Share
No One Notices All Phillies Injuries Because of How Awesome Phillies Are
For everybody whose written the words “The Phillies aren’t a World Series lock!!!” there is no greater validation than a series of horrific/stupid injuries. And at the cue of the gunshot…Read More
Vance Worley Outhits David Wright 2-0
I think that a picture of a dejected Mets pitcher with a triumphant Phillie circling the bases behind…Read More
Phillies Game to Still be Played Despite Earthquake Jokes
After several hours of deliberation, the Phillies decided that tonight’s game against the New York…Read More
Groins Sore All Throughout Phillies Clubhouse
As Tom McCarthy somehow brought up last night during an on-air conversation with a college broadcast…Read More
Teenage Venezuelan Has Phillies Brass Losing Their Shit
Ah, to be 16 again. And also in Venezuela, being signed by the Phillies. My teenage years were very…Read More
Phillies Fans Stare Expectantly at Dom Brown, Tap Watches
He wasn’t a legend immediately upon reaching the Major Leagues. He wasn’t a legend in the…Read More








