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Phillies Pitchers Continue to Make Reds Look Silly

Cliff motherfucking Lee.  Seriously. Cliff Lee is a complete badass.  8 2/3 shutout innings against the team leading the National League in home runs. Seriously.  3-0 Phillies win. Vance Worley tries…Read More

Tyson Gillies Given the Honor of Playing Near Bryce Harper in Arizona Fall League

Phillies prospect Tyson Gillies has been granted permission to play in 2011′s Arizona Fall League for prospects, along with some of baseball’s other known prospects such as Everything That…Read More

Chris Wheeler Nomination for Ford C. Frick Award Apparently not Sarcastic

Phillies broadcast analyst Chris “Muffin” Wheeler has been nominated for the Hall of Fame’s coveted Ford C. Frick Award for announcing, along with former partner/chief antagonist to his…Read More

Ross Gload Concerned as Phillies Acquire Slow-Moving Bench Player

Ross Gload’s job security came into question yesterday when the Phillies signed a somewhat younger guy whose functions include playing first base and outfield, hitting left-handed, and moving around…Read More

Bronson is a Stupid First Name

There was some concern that the hiccup in the Phillies schedule would throw the team off of its collective schedules sending the pitchers reeling and the offense scuffling.  Thus far, the starting pitchers…Read More

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Jamie Moyer Planning to Play Baseball Until Body Rejects it Entirely

If you thought that previous post centering on Raul Ibanez’s groin was the climax of old men jokes…Read More

South Jersey Writer is Truly Horrified of Phillies’ Future

The Phillies are old!  The Phillies are injured!  The Phillies are ticking time bombs, about to spew…Read More

Raul Ibanez Uses Time Off to Increase Groin-Power

The human groin is the strongest muscle in nature.  At least, it has the potential to be.  Like any…Read More

I Think That the Phillies Played a Baseball Game Tonight

Cole Hamels hasn’t pitched in a while and the Phillies have received an extended unexpected break…Read More

Phillies Release ‘It Gets Better’ Video to Maintain Tradition of <3<3<3

How could the Phillies 2011 season get better?  Maybe is Roy Oswalt was consistently sharp and Ryan…Read More

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