Michael Martinez Leads Offense to Back Kendrick
This series shaped up exactly like we all thought it would. The best left handed starter in the National League was shelled for seven earned runs and the duo of Vance Worley/Kyle Kendrick gave up a…Read More
Hamels Horrible, Hit Hard
This was the game in this series that the Phillies were undoubtedly supposed to win. Why the hell can’t Cole Hamels beat the stupid Mets? Read | Share
Mayberry Drives in Five as Phils Solve Knuckleballer
R.A. Dickey looks like he is screaming when he throws a pitch. This sort of makes me wonder how much effort actually goes into throwing a knuckleball. YEAHHHARRRGGG!!!! It is really one of the more intriguing…Read More
NL East Infection: Don’t Come in Here
Florida Marlins Sun Life Stadium just got a whole lot easier to fill to capacity, and not because they’ve replaced the Marlins with a one-man band playing the theme song from “Miami Vice.”…Read More
Roy Halladay Concerned About Safety of Blow-Up Chooch Doll
“…there’s been a lot of requests, everybody’s trying to find [a Chooch doll]. Apparently there’s only two, and one of them disappeared. I’m going to have to put that…Read More
Cole Hamels Pitches Two Games While Delirious from Poison Oak
The outdoors! They’re extremely dangerous. But whatever dangers the natural world has in store…Read More
Check Out Some Guy the Phillies Signed
In 1994, baseball was stopping, and I , as a kindergartener, didn’t understand why. But it didn’t…Read More
Phils Pound Out Twenty Hits in 14-1 Blowout
When John Mayberry Jr. and Michael Martinez go 7-10 there is a very real chance that the Phillies just…Read More
Dan Uggla Robs Cliff Lee of Shut Out
It is really a shame when a starting pitcher gives up three hits, hits a home run and still can not…Read More
Juan Perez (?) Earns Win With Some Help From Raul Ibanez
There was a fair amount of hoopla surrounding the pitching staffs prior to the series opener between…Read More









