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Starlin Castro and Darwin Barney Shouted at After Loss to Phillies

It may have been hard for Mike Quade to stand there and watch the last 8 2/3 inning of Wednesday’s game, seeing as he never really got past the second play of the game.  He just stood there in the…Read More

Jimmy Rollins Mentioned in Same Breath as Steve Jeltz

A big chunk of the United States is suffering through a horrific heatwave making going out to get the mail a tenuous proposition.  Roy Halladay was just lifted from a start due to heat exhaustion during…Read More

NL East Infection: Read Before Your Daily Work Nap

New York Mets Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran have returned to the New York Mets lineup, meaning the team is once again whole.  A jubilant front office celebrated the return by planning to shatter…Read More

Phillies Confirm Every Single Trade Rumor You’ve Heard

“Including Dumb Ones,” source says On a day when the midsummer humidity was leaving young families sobbing over the heat-stroked carcasses of dogs left in cars, it was very clear that Ruben…Read More

Michael Martinez Gets a Game Winning Hit, Hell Begins to Freeze Over

The ace pitchers have been struggling as of late.  Cole Hamels got the shit kicked out of him by the Mets and Doc was bested by the Cubs and mother nature.   Read | Share

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Maybe Pretend to Care Joe Blanton Could be Out for the Season

“… it seems doubtful the veteran is going to have the time to return to starting-pitcher…Read More

Phillies Reveal Post All Star Game Strategy of Only Winning for Non Aces

I am absolutely shocked that Roy Halladay has not figured out how the regulate the temperate during…Read More

Series 6-Pack: “This team is the Island of Misfit Toys”

Jordan Campbell is one of those classy guys who gives thoughtful, intelligent responses when asked questions,…Read More

Shane Victorino Finished Beating up Farmhands, Wants Job Back

According to accounts, Shane Victorino’s Double-A field trip involved unsafe experiments, reckless…Read More

Don’t Let Philadelphia Turn Into Cleveland, Warns Journalist from the Future

Frank Fitzpatrick of the Inquirer has visited the future, and he comes back to us with a nightmarish…Read More

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