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What Word Can I Cram Lee Awkwardly Into?

UnbeLEEvable!  Baseball jamboLEE!  Major LEEgue baseball! I kind of wish that people would try to cram Halladay into terribly constructed attempts at clever wordplay.  The name Lee is short enough for…Read More

Phillies Media Can’t Decide Between Constant Panic and Condescension

Fresh off the Daily News Live discussion of the century in which Mandy Housenick barfed word-sewage and Marcus Hayes announced Cole Hamels good enough for the All-Star Game but not the playoffs, the Philadelphia…Read More

Tony LaRussa Plagued by Shingles and Terrible Bullpen

Wow.  This game started out as a pitchers duel and ended up with the Philadelphia Phillies enjoying an eight run lead.  The Cardinal bullpen allowed nine runs in the top of the eighth inning.  They…Read More

Highly Biased Phillies Reading Contest Once Again Selects Child as Winner

The Phillies gave out their Most Outstanding Reader award again, and once again it fell into the hands of a child. “You’re never going to win it,” they said to me, as I put aside work,…Read More

Series 6-Pack: House of Cards

The St. Louis Cardinals are the team that Albert Pujols plays for, except right now he doesn’t because his wrist broke under the weight of being the icon of baseball for our generation.  Nick Zell…Read More

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NL East Infection: The Old Man and the Sea

Florida Marlins As you’ve read on the internet, the Marlins’ manager ran screaming from…Read More

I Don’t Want To Talk About It

  Jason Vargas.  Soft tossing left hander with a career earned run average right around four.  When…Read More

Roy Oswalt’s Patronizing Nickname Probably to Blame for Skid

Is Oswalt having as much fun as the final few months of last season? “Yeah,” he said flatly. It…Read More

How to Handle an Off-Day Assuming Your Life is Terrible

I was recently trying to get a friend of mine who is not a baseball fan to come with me and watch a…Read More

Victorino Dethrones Felix, Comes Up a Single Shy of the Cycle

The last member of the Philadelphia Phillies to hit for the cycle was David Bell.  It seems a little…Read More

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