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REPORT: Reading Phillies Apparently Terrible

My parents came to the majority of my little league games as a kids, so I always had to explain to them how much better I was on nights when they couldn’t make it.  I may strike out three or four…Read More

Offense Does Enough to Not Ruin Doc’s Complete Game Gem

Roy Halladay threw another complete game today.  There are no smiles.  There was plenty of Roy glaring in at the umpire.  By the sixth inning of today’s game is was evident that Roy would be completing…Read More

Who is Adam Rosales?

Roy Oswalt’s back is broken, Ryan Madson’s hand is going to fall off and Jose Contreras’s elbow has just exploded.  In addition the Phillies starting nine is mostly comprised of old,…Read More

Series Six Pack: A’s Hole

Have you ever met a Phillies  blog that published its series preview after the series had started?!  I sure haven’t.  But that’s another reason why this blog is just the tits.  Don’t…Read More

Average Pitchers Duel, Francisco Wins Game With Single

I think that pitchers duels are considerably more interesting when the pitchers involved are quality major league starters.  I like Vance Worley, he looks like he can be a solid back of the rotation starter,…Read More

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Oswalt Hurt, Baez Awful as Phils Drop Series Finale to Cardinals

At this point I’m not really helping the team, I’m kind of a liability more than anything. -Roy…Read More

Phanatic to Continue Making Appearances Despite Baseball in Neck

After this week’s events, in which the Phanatic was brained by a foul ball and rushed to the hospital,…Read More

Charlie Manuel Initiates Public Plea for Right-Handed Batter

It seems as though Charlie Manuel has pulled the plug on the Ben Francisco Experiment, which has been…Read More

Phillies Call Up Sort of Okay Pitching “Prospect”

In an effort to prove we can call up minor league player whenever we want to, the Phillies are bringing…Read More

Phanatic’s Shenangians Result in Children’s Laughter, Hospital Visit

"This was the last time, Phanatic. We're putting you behind a desk." "What?! No! I…Read More

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