The standard for what deserves fireworks anymore is getting a bit questionable.

Phillies Just Making Sure You're Still Breathing

The Phillies are celebrating their recent losing streak with free asthma tests!

The standard for what deserves fireworks anymore is getting a bit questionable.

This is just on the off chance your shortness of breath isn’t caused by the jarring excitement of Phillies baseball.  And if it is, the next time you instinctively react to Ryan Howard striking out three times in one game, maybe consider spewing a mouthful of already chewed giant turkey leg all over the row in front of you.

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