Ben Francisco Fails to Hit Eight Run Home Run in Ninth
There is a fundamental difference in Roy Halladay and Cliff Lee. Now don’t get snippy, I know that they throw with different arms. We were privy to a poor Roy Halladay start yesterday. It consisted…Read More
How Dare You Washington Nationals, How Dare You
How dare you Mike Morse? How dare you Danny Espinosa? How dare you Laynce Nix? First off, Laynce is a stupid way to spell Lance. Secondly, these players have no business homering off of Roy Halladay.…Read More
A Quick Word on the Fanvasion of Nationals Park
Phillies fans filled up Nationals Park again last night, and boy was Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post was not happy about it. “…I even exchanged my first rude words with a Philly fan in…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Picks Mavericks, Says “…dare to believe”
And why shouldn’t the Phillies and Heat be interlinked? As Phil Sheridan points out, the two are exactly the same. I mean, Cliff Lee came here–despite better offers–to play in a…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Jayson Werth Tastes like Banana Snozzberries
Andre From Nationals Inquisition took time off from celebrating Memorial Day to answer my questions, after several harassing phone calls at three in the morning and threats of a restraining order. What…Read More
Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs Drop Series Finale to Mets
Looking at the line-up for this afternoon’s game, one was surprised by the number of players that…Read More
Roy Halladay Unsurprisingly Gives Man Best Day of Life
You know, when I turn on the television and see four strung-out lunatics offering shrieking commentary…Read More
Hamels Gets First Win in New York as Met Bullpen Implodes Again
I hate Jose Reyes. As soon as that shit bucket gets on base there is a fairly large possibility that…Read More
Everyone’s Father in Law Should Be Very Afraid
This was a sloppy baseball game. The teams combined to commit five errors with another missed play…Read More
Series 6-Pack: *sigh*
Ben Berkon of Mets blog Rising Apple and I got through an entire six questions with only one depressed…Read More






