Secret Injured Phillies Club Gains Further Membership
Chase Utley, Brad Lidge, and Domonic Brown are sitting in a dark room playing poker in complete silence. J.C. Romero stumbles in, confused. Romero: Wha… what is this? Where am I? Chase shoves…Read More
Amazingly, Blanton Pitches Well in Extra Inning Loss
Hey everyone! Joe Blanton ate some innings today instead of (insert fat joke here)! Exclamation points are being added at the end of these quotations for emphasis, I mean, Joe had an ERA over 10 coming…Read More
Kyle Kendrick, I Wish You’d Just Leave Us Alone
Hello. Its me, Justin Klugh, Senior Editor of That Balls Outta Here, a handsome young Philadelphia Phillies blog for the FanSided sports network. Ha ha, we’ve sure had some good times on this web…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Trouble Brewing
We’re throwing a party here at TBOH, and everyone’s invited. Unfortunately, this is a Brewers bloggers-only party. We’ve got Lou Olsen from Reviewing the Brew and Jaymes Langrehr…Read More
Hamels and Polanco Lead Phils to Victory Over Fish
Every baseball team on the east coast makes a yearly pilgrimage to the warm shores of Florida to escape from the brutal winters and have spring training. People will drive down to Florida to see their…Read More
Reading Phils’ 2012 All-Star Game to Improve on Sure Disaster of 2011
Just when you thought these new $10 million renovations at the Reading Phillies’ FirstEnergy Stadium…Read More
Somebody Finally Arrested Lenny Dykstra
Once upon a time, Lenny Dykstra was a cool guy. He had a fun nickname. He ran around everywhere. He…Read More
Oswalt Injured as Bullpen Coughs Up Lead
Bad bullpen. Inconsistent line-up. These are the two major concerns that have sent the baseball pundits…Read More
Chase Utley is Getting Better Seriously This Time
Or… is he… ? No. So, once again, I’ve been tricked by a headline; but I already clicked…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Gone Fishin’
You’ve got to respect the Marlins, a team that has existed for far less time than the Phillies…Read More




