Phils Take Padres In Extras On Howard Double
Ryan Howard strikes out a lot. He also can hit the living shit out of a baseball. These two aspects of Ryan Howard’s baseball acumen were on full display tonight in San Diego. Howard was 0-4…Read More
Hamels Good at Throwing Baseballs
It seems like there is always at least one crowd shot of the wave in San Diego. Do you think that every Padres fan discusses their intentions before the start of the game? You know damn well that you…Read More
Phil-Literature: “Armed and Dangerous”
Armed & Dangerous: The 2011 Phillies Perfectly Pitched and Poised to Dominate by Fran Zimniuch Triumph Books Okay, so, no. You can’t write “The Best Pitching Staff Ever Assembled”…Read More
Oswalt’s Back is Fine in Shutout Win
Everyone take a deep breath. Now everyone wonder why the fuck you are awake at 1:30 in the morning to watch a baseball game….you are an adult for gods sake. Anyway, Roy Oswalt looked just fine…Read More
NL East Infection: Joke Machine
New York Mets In some worlds, a baseball team can face plant off to a 5-13 start, watch helplessly as their ace pitcher tacks more and more days to his injury leave, and be sued for a billion dollars…Read More
Great News for Anyone Concerned About Kyle Kendrick’s Clothes
Even though we told them not to worry about it, police in Washington were making a routine traffic stop…Read More
Restaurant to Celebrate Phillies Baseball by Serving Food
The Phillies and their wives put out that cookbook a few months ago, and we all wrote about it and made…Read More
Victorino and Polanco Power Phils To Win
I know that when everyone out there thinks of the Philadelphia Phillies most likely hitting home runs,…Read More
Series 6-Pack: Wild Wild West
With their first series loss finally out of the way, the Phillies hope to bring their corpse of an offense…Read More
Offense and Doc Stumble In Blowout Loss
There are many times that this blog tends toward the hyperbolic to illustrate feelings toward a certain…Read More






