Oswalt Hit Around in 7-5 Loss
The Phillies offense finally scored more than three runs, the problem lies in the fact that the Arizona Diamondback scored seven runs. If my math holds up, that means that the D-Backs took their second…Read More
NL East Infection: The Violent Death of Stanley the Toolbox
New York Mets R.A. Dickey may have given up on the season, but unfortunately, the Mets still have to play the rest of their games. Read | Share
R.A. Dickey Comes to Terms with Mets Being Terrible
“I think we have to find some kind of way to be honest about what kind of team we are. We can’t just keep telling ourselves, ‘We’re a better team than this.’ We may not be.” –R.A. Dickey You…Read More
Everyone in Phillies Farm System Destined for Hall of Fame
“…once they get to the show, all it takes is a great day for them to be remembered.” –Brad Horn, Hall of Fame Senior Director So not “Steve Carlton” Hall of Fame. ”Eric…Read More
Insert Shouted Expletive Here, Phils Shut Out By D-Backs
Ian Kennedy, owner of a 5.64 ERA this season, just fired a three hit shutout against the Phils, striking out ten batters along the way. Kennedy managed to lower his ERA to 4.02 after tonight. I am having…Read More
Ruben Amaro Provides Us with Further No Utley News
“I am hopeful. I don’t know if it’s going to happen, but I’m hopeful. I can…Read More
Jose Contreras is Also Now Dead
Jose Contreras and his strained flexor pronator tendon in his right elbow are joining Brad Lidge in closer-heaven. In…Read More
Series 6-Pack: I HATE SNAKES, JOCK. I HATE ‘UM.
Did you know that there is a young player in the Diamondbacks’ farm system named “Adam Eaton”?…Read More
Here’s Your Wordless Game Recap for Yesterday
Not to take anything from Tony’s, but this seemed appropriate. I mean I spent all of five minutes…Read More
Phils Sweep Padres, Halladay Might Be a Robot
Do you think that Tony Gwynn can still hit? I know that he just had some cancerous growths removed…Read More





