Archive for March, 2011

NICE BABY, BY THE WAY.

The GM grimaced; partly because he was hoping that this lunatic was full of shit and partly because he was pretty sure he sat in some mustard. This was an $800 Hawaiian shirt. Ruined.

The Phillies are still really good, but there is definitely some bad news emanating from the state of Florida. The rational reaction to all this bad news is to blame Florida.

Good luck 2011 Ironpigs!!

For a man who has claimed he only needs two minutes to size up a player’s entire skillset and mindset, it was widely assumed that Charlie would be less of a coach while monitoring Castillo’s “progress,” and more of a witness to the murder of baseball.

Pat, the second half of The Citizens Bankers, spills his guts with some bold predictions for Ben Francisco.  A whispering wind heard only by a few, Benny Fresh’s role has been secluded to backup duty, pinch hitting, and seeing his name next to the word “platoon.”  But is he going to be the next Jayson Werth?  Hell no.  He’s going to be the next William Penn. The Cult of Benny Fresh by Pat from The Citizens Bankers The Citizens Bankers was founded on the premise of “the ordinary man’s blog.” Our goal at TCB is to inform the casual fan [...]

was always under the impression that the team dropped the “Devil” from their name in an attempt to appease a God fearing portion of their fan-base. The ownership claimed that the change was born of how terrible the Devil Rays were for the first ten years of their existence.

Terrible.  Just… terrible baseball.

He was diagnosed with a bruised neck, while Manny Ramirez was diagnosed with being a jerk and this blog was diagnosed with being dumb and catty.

Nyjer Morgan was screaming at like three people but no one noticed because he was probably doing that before got out of the parking lot earlier that morning.