America’s Most Loyal Fanbase Chock Full of Traitorous Cowards
When I was rebelling against my Catholic upbringing as a child, I went through a phase where every time I sneezed and someone said “Bless you,” I’d shout “God doesn’t exist!”…Read More
PHREAK SHOW: Ruben Amaro Jr. Goes Back in Time Using Darren Daulton’s Time Machine
Grand finale time for the Phreak Show. We’re no stranger to complete and utter fiction on TBOH. So it is with open arms that we welcome chapters 1-4 of Ryan ‘s (@petzrawr, formerly of The…Read More
Go Screw Spring Training
Well everyone, Cole Hamels gave up two three run home runs today, we came face to face with the reality that Chase Utley will not be on the field when the real games start and his potential replacement…Read More
Ryne Sandberg to Mercilessly Monitor Ironpigs
Ryne may have only played 13 games in a Phillies uniform, but we are now hoping he will manage several hundred in one again after a 29 year sabbatical on which he played in 10 consecutive All-Star Games…Read More
Charlie Manuel Remains Unconvinced that Luis Castillo is Awful
I don’t know if he’s just not reading these blogs or what, but Charlie Manuel is not rushing to quick, comically hostile conclusions like the rest of us. “As the Phillies took batting…Read More
PHREAK SHOW: The Cult of Benny Fresh
Pat, the second half of The Citizens Bankers, spills his guts with some bold predictions for Ben Francisco.…Read More
Tampa is a Desolate Baseball Wasteland
Prior the the 2008 baseball season, the baseball team from Tampa Bay was called the Devil Rays. They…Read More
Manny Ramirez Totally Hits Roy Oswalt with Line Drive on Purpose
In an event that is usually considered an accident, but many agree was premeditated and intentional,…Read More
NL East Infection: The Future is Then
Florida Marlins Matt Dominguez has one hit in his last 28 Spring Training at bats. ”I know that…Read More






