Chooch Was Run Over in Phils Win
David Norris. That is the name of an accountant, your UPS guy, or perhaps a royal navy officer. With the addition of the alias “Bud,” he becomes a marginal major league pitcher. There’s…Read More
Chipper Jones is True Gentleman About Hating Phillies
The problem with the Braves is that they refuse to start a classless volley of mean-spirited rabble-rousing. You think you’re so mature, don’t you Braves fans, with your blogs that maintain…Read More
Philadelphia’s Streak of Best/Worst Rankings Ends at Two
National media outlets have followed a particular pattern: rank places for things, put Philly at the top or bottom, pump the results into the Phillies blogosphere, wait for the ”!!!” Its…Read More
Dance With Me Inside This Ring of Fire: Prologue
Your 2011 Guide to Watching, Analyzing, Losing Sleep Over and Yelling at Strangers About Philadelphia Phillies Baseball Prologue: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU– After several days of letting other people tell…Read More
Howard and Ibanez Homer as Phillies Beat Braves
I just spent half an hour of my life watching Ryan Howard get his hair cut. What the fuck is wrong with me? I think that baseball protracts spring training just to ratchet up anticipation for opening…Read More
Phillies Ruining Chances of Women’s Basketball Team to Succeed
Geno Auriemma is a man often seen with his arms spread wide in confusion or irritation, as if he just…Read More
Rich Dubee Isn’t Done with You Yet
The original headline for this post was “Phillies Ruin Speculation on Bullpen by Finalizing It,”…Read More
Spring Training Grinds On; Phils Drop Both Spilt Squad Contests
Spring training is almost over. It seems like it lasts for longer than it should. From February 25th…Read More
Ryan Madson Talked Into Being Psychopath by Scott Boras
Hey there! After weeks of graphic depictions of what is going on inside Chase Utley’s knee, why…Read More
Everyone Who Hates Atlanta Raise Your Hand; Phils Beat Bravos 3-1
Any time that I purchased a pack of baseball cards when I was growing up, every damn pack I got a hold…Read More



