The All-Division World Series Demands Your Attention

Sure, the AL East may have the advantage when it comes to hitting and fielding, but those are only two really big parts of baseball.  There’s also pitching, and funnel cake.  And some other things, like VORP.  That’s something, right?  VORP?  That sounds important.  Or maybe it’s the protagonist of an NES game with a smiling robot on the front of the box.  Who knows.  But someone mentioned “batteries” later in the article, and if any division in baseball is going to take the cake on that topic, I believe we have more than earned the right.

Ha, ha.  We’re the worst.  Anyways, vote here so everyone knows the NL East is better than the AL East.

Anyway, here’s your pride of the NL East.  K-Rod and J-Dub and some Braves are in there, but I assure you, we’re all on the same side here.  Okay?  Shh.

SP Roy Halladay
SP Cliff Lee
SP Roy Oswalt
SP Josh Johnson
SP Tommy Hanson
RP Ryan Madson
CP  Francisco Rodriguez
C Brian McCann
1B Ryan Howard
2B Chase Utley
SS Hanley Ramirez
3B Ryan Zimmerman
OF Mike Stanton
OF Jason Heyward
OF Jayson Werth

What?  You want to see the AL East roster too?  What do you think this is, some kind of objective take on the matter?