Divisional Recourse: Protect Yourself at All Times
Florida Marlins Dave Winfield has been stalking Mike Stanton, and boy, you could just not ask for a higher quality of stalker. I mean, if I was going to be relentlessly hunted and watched by somebody,…Read More
Placido Polanco Suggests Other Teams Fake Injuries When Facing Phillies
The term “bone spur” sounds absolutely terrible, like something that happens after massive calcium deficiency, or the newest unlockable character in a Marvel vs. Capcom game. And Placido…Read More
Larry Bowa Autographs for Everyone!
Hell, I’m not even ready to admit the Phillies are better than anybody before the season actually starts. The Sporting News is reporting that 2010 World Series Champion and 2011 NL All-Star team…Read More
New Phillies to be Installed on Important Wall
Alumni Night this season will take place on August 13, to commemorate the one year anniversary of that awesome eight-run comeback win against the Dodgers. I assume. But more importantly, it will feature…Read More
Other Phillies Pitchers Suddenly Reminded They Exist
In the world of junior high intramural basketball, they judge you on two things: Can you make baskets? If not, are you freakishly tall? If you are one of those two things, congratulations, you made…Read More
Charlie Manuel Contract Thing Reaches New Level of *Sigh*
Yes, I think Charlie Manuel is the Jeremiah Johnson of baseball. All of the things that happen in that…Read More
Phillies Press Conference is Pretty Much Ruined by Press
I was desperate to see the starting rotation together for the first time too, but the Phillies Press…Read More
How to Meet a Lady at Citizens Bank Park
This is where the introduction about this being Valentine’s Day would go, but you know what day…Read More
NL East All-Division Roster
Note: This is meant to be read with this playing in the background, so if you don’t open that…Read More
Moneyballs Deep: The Last Baseball Blogger to Learn Sabermetrics, Pt. 7
Chapters 11-12 (The Human Element, The Speed of an Idea) “All they provide me with is subjective…Read More



