Cliff Lee Strains Side; Presumed Dead
Folks, I’ve shouted “BOMB!!” in a movie theater so many times, it’s almost impossible I’ve been mistaken 17 times in a row. But that only proves that my instincts to panic…Read More
R.A. Dickey to Soil Own Name with Tell-all Book
Whoa. Before you even have the time to think something, the New York Times would like you to know that the Mets’ R.A. Dickey is a better writer than you. “Dickey, 36, is far more literary than…Read More
Washington Post Loves You More than Phillies Ever Could, Jayson Werth
The Washington Post is running a bejeweled dagger of a story this morning. They seem to think the Phillies are getting over their loss of Jayson Werth a little to easily. You can reach into his future…Read More
Charlie Manuel Suggests Ryan Howard Move the Hell Over
Ryan’s got enough things on his mind right now, what with being traded for Albert Pujols and all. But the kindly giant has been more than willing to address the microphones in his face and shift…Read More
Jimmy Rollins and I are Pretty Much the Same Person
I was answering interview questions in an email this morning, and saying every word of my responses out loud as I typed them. My prediction of the Phillies 2011 win total was the last inquiry, and I…Read More
Chase Utley and Ryne Sandberg Totally Developing Father-Son Thing
Many jobs require worthless conversations. Throughout your day, you may experience seemingly endless…Read More
Phillies Deem Brian Schlitter Better than Drew Carpenter
“C’mon, Brian, all of Our Lady of Resurrection is behind you!!” says Dr. David L. Fishman,…Read More
Phil-Literature: “Clearing the Bases”
Clearing the Bases: Juiced Players, Monster Salaries, Sham Records, and a Hall of Famer’s Search…Read More
Phillies Tickets on Sale and No You Cannot Have Any
Single game tickets went on sale today, but oh shit they’re all gone; looks like you were too slow,…Read More






