Phils Pound Nineteen Year Old Floridians
The members of the Florida State Seminoles were excited to face a top tier professional baseball team. Apparently the Phillies were just as excited to face a college baseball program. Admittedly the…Read More
K-Rod Working with MLB Equivalent of Ankle Bracelet
Many teams are facing important questions this year. None are coming to me at the moment–there’s probably some correct way to phrase an inquiry about the Pujols thing–but this is the…Read More
Everybody Everybody Get Your Vote On
WHAT. What could possibly be grabbing your morning in its fist and crushing your plans into splinters, whilst throwing in lyrics to an early 2000s rap hit? You’ve got to be at work in 15 minutes…Read More
Jayson Werth Still Has His Pride; No Beard
As he sat there, shifting uncomfortably and stupidly beardless, a small conclave of unshaven rebellion gathering in the middle of his chin, Jayson presented an argument brought to you by his own decisions…Read More
Phillies Bullpen Fully Expecting Total Abandonment
“We gave a great rotation and those guys used to go deep all the time in the game… seven, eight, nine innings at a time… so that means our group is going to be fresh, but at the same…Read More
Raul Ibanez Praises Inventor of Sleds
“I jumped on one of those little sleds,” Ibanez said, “and went down a hill. It’s…Read More
Divisional Recourse: There’s No Nonsense in Baseball
You’ve witnessed the assembly of FanSided’s NL East All-Division lineup and pitching staff.…Read More
Someone Else Finally Ready to Acknowledge that Joe Blanton Exists
“What they have over there in Philadelphia, it’s a really, really incredible pitching staff.…Read More
Lehigh Valley Ironpigs Hold Open Tryouts
In 1976, the Philadelphia Eagles held open tryouts for anyone in the city to make the team. As the…Read More
NL East All-Division Pitching Staff
You may remember FanSided’s NL East All-Division offense. Everybody from Ryan Howard, Chase Utley,…Read More






