Doc Faces Former Mates in Phillies Win
Florida Auto Exchange Stadium. Seriously? That may be the worst name for a stadium of all time. Luckily, no one in Canada gives two shits about baseball. You know damn well that the if Maples Leafs…Read More
Chase Utley Swears Injury Is Not an Injury
By late October, the Philadelphia 76ers had lost 13 basketball games. It was difficult to watch. So I never did, because I also do not watch nature documentaries where baby elephants are ripped apart…Read More
Jayson Werth Creates Huge Deal by Saying Thing
Jayson Werth recently insulted everyone by *sound of train crashing* Can we not do this this time. It would be so easy to taking a heartily childish standpoint after the story of Jayson Werth agreeing…Read More
Phanatic Makes Spring Debut
The Phillie Phanatic, the preeminent mascot in major league baseball (go screw Mr. Met) made his debut at Bright House Field this afternoon. Opposing fans shook with terror at the notion of being covered…Read More
Somebody Finally Invites Chad Durbin to Spring Training
The sporadic, one-sided blasts of romance between the Phillies and Chad Durbin came to a screeching halt the other day when he signed with the Cleveland Indians. The proven solid righty was usually nothing…Read More
Mike Rizzo Not Wild About Handing Mike Morse Over to Phillies
“The Phillies kept an eye on Morse’s potential availability all winter, but came away with the…Read More
Colon Eats Pie, Opposes Hamels in Grapefruit Opener
It seems that another, considerably more corpulent version of Bartolo Colon has eaten the former Cy-Young…Read More
Chase Utley Making it Hard to Believe He’s Totally Fine
A citywide pressure valve gets pulled today, as Phillies baseball is witnessed in Spring Training form…Read More
TBOH to Public: “Hold Onto Your Butts”
Things sure are changing around here on That Balls Outta Here, a blog that has now made two irrelevant…Read More
Scott Mathieson to Once Again be Feel Good Story of the Spring
I am so sick of us getting slammed by genius one liners. “The Phillies might be favored to win…Read More




