Phillies Continue Statewide Domination with Invasion of Capital
Earlier in the off season, I tried to bait Rum Bunter‘s Tom Smith into reigniting an intense Phillies-Pirates rivalry to battle over the heart of Pennsylvania. He had no interest. It’s a…Read More
Chase Utley Even More Handsome in HD
As Joe Blanton’s job goes from secure to hanging by a thread to possibly okay, the main term being thrown around is “wiggle room.” The Phillies would be cutting him loose for the sole…Read More
How Will Anyone Know You’re a Phillies Fan if You’re Not in the Club
Are you a Phillies fan? Prove it. Do something terrible. Wait, wait, wait. I forgot. Before you hurl that whaling harpoon at the right fielder, you can just just show me your Official Fightin’…Read More
Kyle Kendrick Not Amused by Phillies’ Hilariously Slow-Pace Pursuit
Like a snail crashing into a wall, the Phillies re-signed Kyle Kendrick today. Read | Share
Divisional Recourse: In Which Stephen Strasburg’s Pooch has a Shit
It’s that magical time of the week again, where we lean forward and see what everybody else in the division got on the midterm Read | Share
It’s Time to Get Over Brian Fuentes, Everyone
The party’s over, and Brian went home with somebody else. You can stop your stumbling attempts…Read More
Greg Gross Will Be Having Dinner Tonight
The Phillies hitting coach will be joining Tommy John (of the surgery) and Rex Hudler (of your PlayStation)…Read More
Moneyballs Deep: The Last Baseball Blogger to Learn Sabermetrics, Pt.3
So I’m assuming reading “Moneyball” by Michael Lewis will open my eyes to Sabermetrics…Read More
Phillippe Aumont Forced to Hopefully Respond Well to Change, Again
Back when the Phillies didn’t have Cliff Lee, they were forced to turn from the gaping hole he…Read More
A Brief History of Phillies Music References
Ryan Howard said something quirky! Quick, quick–make it news!!! Read | Share





