J-Roll’s Secret Double Life Revealed in Daily News
Marcus Hayes told the story of Jimmy’s other career under the probably the worst headline I have ever seen in my entire life. I’ve always gone under the assumption that Jimmy thinks he will…Read More
Caravan of Phillies Psyched for “Phillies Caravan”
Some people just don’t want to like the Phillies. Take WPAZ radio in Pottstown. Unlike the capital of Pennsylvania, they have no interest in spreading the joy of Phillies baseball this summer.…Read More
TBOH Mailbag: On Valium and Manny Ramirez
This could just be the valium talking, but have you done a post on why the Phils didn’t make a run at Manny Ramirez? What did the Rays sign him for, $3 million? The Phils couldn’t have…Read More
Phillies, Don Larsen, and Asshole Ex-Senator Sign Autographs
Jim Bunning, a Phillies legend, former U.S. Senator, and senile old coot, was recently part of a contingency of personalities collected to sign autographs. While Jim managed to keep his shit together…Read More
Charlie Manuel Says Everything Is Going Great
Like you, I assumed “mini camp” was just another term for “baseball training thing.” It turns out that is what it is, marking the first time one of my assumptions has been factually…Read More
Phillies Continue Streak of Sellout Games in January, Somehow
I guess people forget that after the Phillies acquired Cliff Lee, fans would want to, you know, see him.…Read More
Mike Sweeney Has Enough Love for Any Contender
You can’t have a guy on your team who wears a hopeful smile in every photo and not consider re-signing…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Clubhouse Presents
Somebody stop the Mets, they’re getting a head start. But nobody stop Ozzie Guillen, because…Read More
Domonic Brown Almost as Good as Bryce Harper, Says MLB
MLB is at it again, scheming up lists for us to snarl at, or commend, or just stare at blankly without…Read More
Moneyballs Deep: The Last Baseball Blogger to Learn Sabermetrics, pt. 4
Chapters 5-6 (The Jeremy Brown Blue Plate Special, The Science of Winning an Unfair Game) ….and…Read More






