Obvious Jokes Abound as Dennys Reyes Fails Physical
Of course, maybe he didn’t fail it per se, but we were at the point in our relationship with Dennys that all that stood in our way was a physical. If we can just slide this feast of fat jokes off…Read More
Phillies Think It’s Probably About Time You Learned How to Cook
Sure, this time of year is responsible for the majority of your dark thoughts. Seeing George Bailey and Charlie Brown contemplate suicide on national television never really helps, either. But hammer…Read More
Ruben Amaro: Destroyer of Worlds
[EDITOR'S NOTE:l Per reader requests--well, just one, actually--we're doing another round of what is essentially Phillies fan fiction. But just... hold onto your hats. This... is a weird one.] Ruben…Read More
Jayson Werth Press Conference Becomes Sort Of About Cliff Lee
Cliff Lee told us that Jayson Werth “…wasn’t the happiest person in the world” when he found out Cliff was coming here and not D.C. like no one really thought he would. At Jayson’s…Read More
We Could Probably Leave Cliff Lee Alone Now
The Good Phight put up this video of Cliff arriving in town, tired and weary from his travels, and clearly anxious to have a smarm-faced local “reporter” stand in his way and thrust a microphone…Read More
This Cliff Lee Deal is Pretty Neat, by Joe Blanton
Hey, that’s great. Congratulations, guys. Wow! So nice to have four aces on one pitching staff.…Read More
Dennys Reyes Signing Eclipsed as Thing From My Dreams Happens
Midnight off the coast of Monterrey, CA. Moonlight kisses the beach as the ocean laps casually off the…Read More
Cliff Lee Not Coming to Phils Because of Obvious Reasons
Cliff Lee is supposed to stop toying with people’s emotions “early this week,” so do…Read More
A Slow Descent Into Deafening Silence
We’ve had a lot of laughs here the past few days. At least, I have; self-guffawing at my subtle…Read More
Divisional Recourse: Men in High Places
In which we recall the moves, mentions, and misery of our enemies in the form of overexaggeration, hyperbole,…Read More


