I Think We Can Do a Little Better with the New Nicknames
I’ve had some nicknames in my day. Most of them are horrible in some way or another, but that’s because of profanity or horribleness, not because they aren’t clever or interesting. …Read More
A Quick Reminder That We Need a Bullpen
HEY GUYS DO YOU THINK THAT THE PHILLIES ARE THE YANKEES OF THE NATIONAL– *NUCLEAR EXPLOSION* Read | Share
Cliff Lee Signs With Phillies So Mets Will Be Great in Two Years
“I’ve been trying to convince some friends who are Mets fans that the Cliff Lee signing is good for New York, in the big picture. Here’s the logic: The Mets are probably not going to be very…Read More
Pat O’Donnell Doesn’t Have to Explain Himself
EDITOR’S NOTE: So you obviously saw my sob story the other day (yesterday?) about how I’m busy and can’t update every time I want to, even though my attempts at using my brain to write…Read More
J.C. Romero Wants to be the Next Cliff Lee; Won’t
I don’t know how many emotional homecomings we can budget in this offseason, but J.C. would love at least one more. Of course, anything that happens in the wake of a Cliff Lee signing is kind of…Read More
Why Don’t You Write a Blog Post Your Damn Self
Its the holidays, okay? I know I’m not updating enough. Also I moved and I’m asleep a…Read More
This is the Part Where Cliff Lee Doesn’t Matter
And the next cycle of Cliff Lee-centered news stories is churned out, like a sludge-pipe, puking out…Read More
A Review of Citizens Bank Park: A Review
One magical, puke-stained summer, Citizens Bank Park was my second home. Not only was I reaping the…Read More
Phillies Schedule a Fight with Some College Students
The twist? They won’t be from Temple… and they won’t even be drunk. Read | Share
Sporting News Assumes Roy Halladay Unaware of Own Awesomeness
Sporting News, the sports magazine #1 amongst dentist office waiting areas, has decided that Roy Halladay…Read More



