Archive for December, 2010

The Phillies have assured us of one permanent, steadfast fact: They will in some way be responsible for my death.

The BlueClaws have won the South Atlantic League twice in a row. And their charities give tons of money to nonprofits. You’d think Jersey would be, you know. Better.

In what is undoubtedly a subtle Rays-venge scheme against me for staying up late last night watching post season Phillies highlights from 2008, the Rays seem to be edging slowly toward a deal with lefty reliever/closer Brian Fuentes.  And after I made such a big deal about him yesterday, too. Apparently not everyone has the Phillies best interests at heart.  For instance, “other teams.” To cheer your up, or continue your good mood because you are unphased by this move, enjoy this video of the best sports moments of 2010.  The 2nd post season no-hitter ever highlights start at 4:07. [...]

Looks like we’re not going to wire the bullpen to explode every time Charlie Manuel points at it like I keep suggesting.

So thank you, SI, for bestowing upon us this prestigious award that no one knows about.

This esteemed award is more than deserved, probably I guess.

Well, we’ve got thoughts, so if somebody from Temple wants to call me and ask for them, I’ll gladly shout them through a phone.

This is… wait, this is bad news, isn’t it?! No! No, get it away!

So he’s filling a role the Phillies and their budget have indirectly described as “Will Ohman-esque” or “Ron Mahay-like” previously.

If you have even an inkling of who Lenny Dykstra is, the last thing you should be doing is accepting a $1000 check and assuming it will all be fine.