A 2010 Phillies Review While My Family Plays ‘Settlers of Catan’
Years ago, I documented an epic trilogy of events that occurred while I tried to write a college paper with my bedroom door open as my roommates got stoned in the living room and played D&D. The…Read More
Charlie, Ruben Forced to Talk to People from New Jersey
The new year will bring a stop in Single-A Lakewood for Ruben Amaro and Charlie Manuel, to face what will assuredly be a furious crowd demanding answers for yet another hideously subpar Philadelphia Phillies…Read More
Crushing News For All Those Curious About Brian Fuentes
In what is undoubtedly a subtle Rays-venge scheme against me for staying up late last night watching post season Phillies highlights from 2008, the Rays seem to be edging slowly toward a deal with lefty…Read More
Brian Fuentes Officially Prettiest Girl at the Off Season Dance
Here’s the list of teams being floated around that want to blow Brian Fuentes’ kisses: Red Sox, Blue Jays, Rays, Rockies, Mariners, Twins, Pirates, Phillies, Brewers, Yankees and Mets. Hey,…Read More
Sports Illustrated Gives Phillies Gold Star for Off Season
Can you “win” the off season? Well, too bad, because we’re going to. Read | Share
Ironpigs Stadium Literally Wins “Best Place Ever”
You know, I’ve never heard of Gameops.com but because they are willing to award us with a first…Read More
Temple University Concludes Phillies Fans Can and Can’t Afford Things
Temple’s doing a lot of things these days; losing their head football coach to a better program,…Read More
Joe Beimel to Play No Part in Phillies’ Main Revenge Scheme
You know you’re running out of money when most of your off season acquisitions open with descriptions…Read More
Phillies Decide it Best to Bring Back J.C. Romero
The Phillies just signed J.C. Romero, making that jokey headline I posted a few days ago some much more…Read More
Merry Christmas, Somebody Stop Lenny Dykstra
Here, the streets aren’t bombarded by the insidious roar of winter’s bullshit. The soothing…Read More





