Archive for November, 2010

So let us shine explanatory light on the symbol of whatever it means to two faceless men in green body suits thrusting suggestively while upside down.

Which ultimately proves it: Everything in baseball is decided by how detached from reality you appear to be.

With Dom Brown at his court date for accidentally trampling Jeff Francoeur to death and Werth, in a weird twist, winding up on the Phoenix Coyotes, you’re our right fielder, I guess. But that’s enough exposition.

But this year will of course be different, as long as I don’t let other things distract me.

What I will miss most is typing Jayson’s name. The letters are all right next to each other. W-E-R-T and then yeah, you’ve got to reach down a bit for the H, but I was always willing to make that sacrifice for Jayson, as I’m sure he would’ve made it for me had our roles been reversed.

The new CrossCutter cooler bags have just been unveiled and you are in idiot for not having one immediately.

The GM Meetings are over! It’s been a wild ride, everybody. Thanks for joining me on this barely noticeable two-day journey through tepid corporate shrugging.

How good are YOU at running while holding a folding chair?

So, do what any sane Phillies fan would do and immediately set fire to all that non-Phillies related apparel clogging up your wardrobe.

You hear that, Nats fans? Your team is a sinister-looking horse, following Cliff Lee everywhere and snorting shiftily every once in a while.