Phillies-Giants: The REAL Comparisons
The Phillies-Giants NLCS is only a lightning-fast 85 hours away, and I recently woke up in San Francisco. The timing couldn’t be more perfect/awful! Now, I’ve got somewhat of a foot in…Read More
Charlie Manuel Confused, Enraged by Ryan Madson Quirkiness
“I’ve been wearing it every day to the playoffs, so I had to wear it again today,” Madson said of the mask, which he got at a Halloween store with his kids. “The hot tub is where it debuted.…Read More
TBOH Not at All Patronizingly Welcomes Giants to NLCS
Well, now! That was quite the little scuffle you all had going for a while there. Congrats, making it past the first round of the playoffs is no easy feat! Just ask the 2007 Phillies. Of course,…Read More
Phils Go For Sweep in 10th Drunkest American City
It is lost between the highly populated and interesting bookends on either coast. It is a dwarfed metropolitan area trapped within the borders of Ohio, with its tourism industry strictly dependent on…Read More
Four-Error Reds Loss; Phillies Finally Command Kevin Kolb’s Respect
No matter how badly the Red are determined to play the “overwhelmingly doubted scrappy underdogs,”…Read More
One Meeting Months From Now Will Fix 2010 Playoff Umpires
The stiffly-haired lady on Sports Center just told me the umpires and players are meeting this winter…Read More
Bronson Arroyo Brings Experience, Love of ‘Staind’ to Game 2 Start
“The only way for Oswalt to top Halladay is to throw a perfect game.” –Kansas City…Read More
Colin Cowherd Weighs in on Cabrera Comment; is Dumb
Well folks, obviously you were waiting to hear Colin Cowherd’s undoubtedly brainless take on this…Read More
Phanatic Pumpkin Says “Squash the Reds”
Phanatic Pumpkin is a master of puns. And a special thanks to reader Erin for her creation (if you want…Read More





