Sometimes Offense Happens and It is Nice
God damn it. Why, why, why, why do I always assume the Ravens defense will be the Ravens defense from 2000? Why do I think “I need to pick a D/ST and the Ravens were awesome that one time, Sports…Read More
Roy Oswalt is Pretty Good I Guess
The Phillies official website, the one with all the dancing colors and flash player requirements, sees as its duty to put up whatever grains of optimism that cal be squelched out of a story. When we…Read More
Kyle Kendrick Isn’t Sole Source of Failure in Loss to Mets
In what was dubbed "The Most Shameful Moment in Sports History," Kyle Kendrick refuses to give up the baseball to the Philadelphia bullpen. Like leaving for work in the rain, a Kyle Kendrick…Read More
Very Last Minute Game Thoughts
“You have to treat them with the same respect as anybody else.” –Ryan Howard on the Mets Friends, we stand on the verge of yet another Kyle Kendrick start, fueled undoubtedly by terror…Read More
Half-Ass Off Day Link Dump For You
I didn’t want to limit myself to mere Phillies stories, so while there’s a healthy smattering of them in there, somewhere, don’t hesitate to check out one of the other stories about abusing…Read More
Nate Robertson Fails to Ruin Otherwise Enjoyable Game
Phils win! Let’s head on over to Phillies.com to see the much longer highlights than they have…Read More
The Only Way Charlie Manuel Lives
“It’s always good to be first. It’s the only way to live.” The Phillies backup-everything…Read More
Mid-Double Header, Phils Realize Runs Key to Getting Win
If you expected today’s Phillies double header to end with Vance Worley giving up few Marlins despite…Read More
Phillies Win Streak Called on Account of Kyle
The NL East lost some stank as it dumped a bag of shit this week, and I haven’t touched on it yet.…Read More
Colespiracy Theory
I just relocated to the west coast, people, so that means, for the bulk of my audience who lives on the…Read More










