Braves Girl Blog is Not Happy With You
Hey, everybody. Quiet down. Quiet. SHUT THE HELL UP. Julie Kozak has some responses to your accusations. Julie is a 26-year-old fan of the Atlanta Braves living in the suburbs of Philadelphia. She…Read More
No One Gloats as Roy Halladay Wins 20th Baseball Game
In 1996, a pharmaceutical company called Pfizer Inc. heard about a relentless wave of cholera, measles, and bacterial meningitis tearing through Nigeria. Company reps hopped a plane, their suitcases…Read More
Cole Hamels Eats Eight Innings Alive
After Sports Illustrated grabbed as much of Jayson Werth as he would allow and ran with it to the end of a profile, everybody got to find out that Jayson Werth doesn’t want to be profiled. If you…Read More
Top 5 Braves You Wouldn’t Want to Fight
Today is the dawn of a new era, in that I asked a few people to do guest posts, and they didn’t (all) say “You’re in direct violation of the restraining order.” Lauren from Braves…Read More
Holy Sh*t, Jayson Werth Taps the Sh*t Off the Ball
With the way this game ended, you’d think it would snare the headlines on most major sports media outlets. At least in the MLB portion. Unless something truly horrific happened on a baseball…Read More
In Weird Twist, Phillies Not Stopped by Kyle Kendrick, Laser
It was painfully early in the game, and Kyle Kendrick had already given up a triple; the unicorn of base…Read More
Competent Phillies Ruin So Many Jokes About Incompetence
All right, I jerked off Roy Oswalt just plenty earlier today, so there’s no reason to sit here…Read More
Roy Oswalt: Six-Shooter
“I feel like I got a new life coming over here.” –Roy Oswalt Deep in the heart of Mississippi,…Read More
Phillies Do Road Trip Correctly This Time
A co-worker was talking to me at the end of the day today. She stopped because my eyes kept drifting…Read More
Cole Hamels Given Least Amount of Offense Needed to Win
It used to be that calling for the bullpen when the Phils were desperate was like a city overrun with…Read More







