Archive for September, 2010

Sep 30th 2010

On a Better Blog, This is Where a “Dunn” Pun Would Go

AUTHOR: | IN: Game Recap | COMMENTS: None Yet

So, with Jayson gone, we’re going to need a psychopath.

Sep 30th 2010

Breaking News: Philly Sports Fans Really Fired Up About Sports

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: 1 Comment

Living in Philly as a sports fan and being enthralled by the Eagles while looking past the Phillies is like starving to death at Thanksgiving dinner because, hey look, there’s a bird that keeps colliding with the kitchen window.

Sep 29th 2010

Phillies Don’t Blow Already-Clinched Division with Loss

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Anybody who can suck on a baseball is clearly a stripper named “Aquafina” in a sports-themed club who was hired solely for the diameter of her mouth.

Sep 29th 2010

And Now, Some Profound Statements From the Internet

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

If you thought we Phillies fans were boorish jerks before, wait until we crawl onto the internet, where we can verbally puke on people and not even get punched in the eye by a police captain.

Sep 28th 2010

Roy Halladay Demands Post Season with 2-Hit CG Shut Out

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: 1 Comment

The Phillies were jogging toward Roy on the pitcher’s mound as if pulled in by his rarely-seen smile–usually saved for big wins or when one of his kids come back with a fresh kill.

Sep 27th 2010

Wilson Valdez, We Muchly Knew Ye

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Like paper boys in the 1920′s, they ran through the streets, shrieking the news in prepubescent pitches at a public in mid-commute.

Sep 25th 2010

It’s Time for “Made Up Problems,” with David Wright

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: 1 Comment

David Wright is mad at Chase Utley for taking out somebody with a take out slide.

Sep 24th 2010

TBOH Mailbag: In Which the Nationals Demand Your Respect

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: 1 Comment

You’re playing baseball, dude, not hunting humans in the Amazon.

Sep 24th 2010

The Link Dump That Wasn’t a Link Dump

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Remember that time you got up to get a hot dog in Citizens Bank Park, but then you remembered it wasn’t Dollar Dog Night, and they were just going to be normal, $17 hot dogs? But by the time you’d gotten to the vendor, the crowd had exploded into cheers twice, and when you ran back the second time to see what happened, you slipped on some little kid vomit and fractured your pelvi

Sep 23rd 2010

TBOH Reads New FJM Posts and Gets All Critical of Phils Sweep

AUTHOR: | IN: Game Recap | COMMENTS: None Yet

I am emotional, profane, and not very strategic. You should see me play Stratego. After my first casualty I just claim “nuclear bomb” and hurl the board to the floor.

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