What Can Brown Do For You? Get Out.
What’s that, Amtrak? You want to spend $52 billion dollars to decerase travel time between Boston and New York by 20 minutes in the year 2030? Amtrak, on the other hand, has a less ambitious view…Read More
Kyle Kendrick Fights off Rumors of Competence
BOOOOOOOO The sound echoed from the sections just above the Phillies dugout. Kyle Kendrick hid behind the brim of his hat. There was no mistake about it; nobody was chanting “CHOOOOCH” or…Read More
Dodge This: L.A. Comes to Play
“Do you really only have one LH in the bullpen right now?” –Phil Gurnee, True Blue L.A. Well, I mean… yeah… and it is J.C. Romero, a guy with 22 walks and 17 strikeouts,…Read More
Minor Issues: Needless Suffering
LEHIGH VALLEY IRONPIGS (45-70) Ah, Lehigh Valley. The abdominal strain rehab capital of the world. Actually, its the birthplace of Commander Riker from “Star Trek: TNG” and home to a weakened…Read More
Kyle Kendrick: Cram it in Your Five-Hole
Kyle Kendrick started the 2010 baseball season in a fight with a 47-year-old man. No matter who it is, that’s got to weigh on the soul a bit. And then to lose that fight, being a healthy 25-year-old…Read More
Carlos Beltran Attacks Wall with Face; Phils Win
As fans, it is our duty to contribute with any psychic powers possible. This mainly comes into play…Read More
Mike Sweeney Starts, Finishes Hilarious Mets Slaughter
Everybody comes to Philly and has their eyes open. Guys have been snatched in early August for the…Read More
Phillies Lose in Marlins Walkoff; Win Game
I was watching tonight’s game on a cell phone, and I cannot recommend a worse way to view the Phillies…Read More
Phillies Win Despite Doomsday Scenario
Maybe its not the prettiest picture in the world; maybe when Charlie said at the beginning of the season…Read More
“Phanatic Around Town” Review #7: Piazza at Schmidt’s
The “Phanatic Around Town” art project has placed a bunch of identical, differently decorated Phanatic…Read More








