Jimmy Rollins Disappoints with Failure to Hit Cycle
A friend and I were discussing the merits of whiskey consumption in combination with poor quality cooking. The minute rice was being a bit of a bitch, making me open it with a knife and spill it everywhere,…Read More
Phillies Lukewarm About Stupid Wild Card
Even after tagging Chris Ray for four runs, letting sloppy defense run up the score, clawing our way through the standings, Utley’s thumb, Ryan’s ankle, Shane’s abdomen, “Spygate,”…Read More
The People vs. Citi Field
Citi Field has seen its slice of architectural mishaps, record breaking collapse, and 3rd degree assault. Only a season and change old, it has housed heart break and woe usually reserved for third world…Read More
Site 5 – Our Super Server Service
Web hosting can be a hassle. There’s no way to precisely project incoming traffic, for starters. Also, if your server gets rocked by an influx of traffic or is for some reason experiencing technical difficulties,…Read More
Kyle Kendrick Continues Toward Weirdly Inconsistent Success
I don’t even care about Kyle Kendrick anymore. I’m no baseball scientist whose going to form an opinion based on careful review of statistics and performance. No, my opinions are mainly…Read More
Here’s Some Dumb Things Jeff Francoeur Has Said
Hey, its Jeff Franceour, that lovable scamp who went from “The Natural” (A title once bestowed…Read More
Cole Hamels Pitches Gem in Mets Win
Anybody hear from Jamie Moyer? Sometimes I wonder what he’s up to. How that arm feels. How…Read More
Summer in the Citi
Rolling into the Mets stadium right now is like knocking on your neighbors’ door because you heard…Read More
Phils Win in Walkoff Thanks to Child Witch Doctor
Heroes aren’t everywhere. If they were, the crack alley leading up to my apartment would be crime…Read More
Finally, Roy Oswalt Wins Baseball Game
The haunting boos still bouncing off the corridors of CBP from Kyle Kendrick’s little six run tap…Read More







