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Dodgers Can’t Even No-Hit Phillies

How is Kyle Kendrick already pitching again?  I feel like it was just a few days ago that I was silently chewing mouthfuls of a giant sandwich while staring menacingly at the TV as Kyle slowly but surely…Read More

Unable to Stop Astros, Phils Beat Padres for Some Reason

There are a lot of words floating around to describe the Phillies right now.  ”Lifeless.”  ”Inexplicable.”  ”Talented.”  Basically the team’s potential does…Read More

We Seriously Just Got Swept by the Astros

When I was a kid, I had a birthday party with all the cool kids in my class.  It was the first time I was having kids who weren’t related by blood over for  box social of any kind, so it was kind…Read More

We Are Seriously About to be Swept by the Astros

A full body of vengeance greeted the Astros tonight.  The Phillies had something to prove, something to beat, something to kill. After the debacle last night that ended in Ryan Howard trying to the…Read More

A Profanity-Laced Rant Regarding Minor League Umpire Scott Barry

The Phillies have class.  They may have murderer beards, and tempers, and clear evidence that they are correct, but they are not going to stand in the locker room and after a[nother] game ruined by shit-piss…Read More

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TBOH Congratulates Jayson Werth on Worst Baserunning Play Ever

It’s so bad-ass when a catcher lasers a ball down to first or second to catch a guy leaning.  The…Read More

Nationals Falter to Phils, Weather, Sea Gulls

The gulls cawed silently to each other on the freshly moistened grass. Craig Stammen was on his way to…Read More

Kyle Kendrick Loses Pitcher’s Duel Really, Really Quick

“Holy crap, Ryan Howard’s back,” I said to the guy next to me at the bar. He looked…Read More

Almost Nothing Happens in Phillies Win

Wandering around the city yesterday, I kept up to date on the Phils game by peering in shop and bar windows…Read More

Cole Hamels Actually at Somewhat Fault for Loss

I do this thing where I change the channel nanoseconds before the final out of a Phillies loss happens.…Read More

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