And Then It Happened: The 2010 All-Star Game
They said it would be a pitcher’s duel. But, instead of two aces at the tops of their game; painting the corner, slamming the door, going blow for blow as they turn each other’s lineups…Read More
Series Sweep Not Ruined by Nervous Old People
Lidge popped up Miguel Cairo, Jayson made the snare, and the Phillies swept the Reds in four games to show that all was not lost as we stroll leisurely into the midway point of the season. Oh, look……Read More
Jimmy Rollins Just Totally Sick of Really Boring Game
Note: 23-year-old Reds starter Travis Wood, who took a no hitter into the 9th against the Phillies tonight, and TBOH writer Justin Klugh discovered that they were the same age. Klugh began casually jotting…Read More
Phillies’ 9th Inning Goes Horrifyingly Right
“Seeing all this footage of Cliff Lee in a Phillies uniform is like bumping into a girl who left you at the altar,” I explained. “Yeah, but her father is the one keeping you apart,”…Read More
Brian Schneider Walkoff Ends Night of Insanity; Fan Abuse
“Get out of the fucking way!” Jayson Werth screamed at the father and young son. 1. No, it was not “like” the Steve Bartman thing. Not even close. 2. I would have shrieked…Read More
Inspiring 9th Inning Phillies Rally Goes Offensively Wrong
There were some ugly things during last night’s “sad trombone” of a series finale.…Read More
Roy Halladay Gets Run Support From Greg Dobbs; World Explodes
“I did it,” Greg exclaimed, rounding the bases, ”I actually did it!” A cheering…Read More
Phillies End Road Trip On Agonizing Note
I was negotiating through PNC Park on Saturday, trying to avoid both the distressed, distant stares of…Read More
“Phanatic Around Town” Review #6: Lloyd Hall
Let’s face some realities. The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most fucking hilarious mascot…Read More










