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Domonic Brown Probably Not the Cure-All for Slowly Dying Phils

Domonic Brown, Domonic Brown, Domonic Brown. He’s everywhere these days!  Everywhere in Reading, PA, which means he is the king of trains and, like, that big pagoda that’s there for some reason.…Read More

Phillies Celebrate 7th Shut Out of Season With Downtrodden Facial Expressions

I don’t read a ton of baseball books, but I remember carrying around Cal Ripken’s “The Only Way I Know,” for awhile in junior high because I was an obsessed baseball freak, not…Read More

Jesse Biddle Shaken After Assault From Win-Starved Phanatic

For awhile, Philly was spoiled by a harmonic blast of  sunshine. Roadkill boiled in the mid-afternoon blaze, dudes without shirts ran freely in the streets, and people with malfunctioning A/C in their…Read More

“Phanatic Around Town” Review #2: Philadelphia Free Library

Let’s face some realities.  The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most fucking hilarious mascot to exist in the history of humanity, is a giant muppet from the Galapagos Islands with a lamp shade…Read More

Phils’ Offense Returns in 10-8 Holy Crap Stephen Strasburg Strikes Out 14

Stephen Strasburg kicked down the door to Major League Baseball last night and stormed loudly onto the mound at Nationals Park.  They were out of standing room only tickets.  Every set of pulsating eyeballs…Read More

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Charlie Manuel Comes Up With Awesome New Slump-Busting Plan: Swing More

“Manuel said he started struggling lefties Chase Utley and Raul Ibanez against lefthander Wade…Read More

Jesse Biddle Selected To Play In Front of Vomiteurs, Taserings, and Drunk Children; Phillies Lose Again

It was 1994, and Major League Baseball was crippled by a players’ strike.  Four giant chunks of…Read More

Philly Beer Week Kicks Off With Alcoholic Child

I haven’t bought a beer in Citizens Bank Park since I was a FanFoto photographer and tried to…Read More

Dallas Green Gives Not Profanity-Laced Advice on Having Patience

Does the New York Post go out of its way to make the Mets look like a frolicking gaggle of pre-pubescent,…Read More

Phillies Running Out Of Things That Could Be Turning Points

“I see a whole lot of cockiness, big-headedness and complacency. It’s an every-day process to be…Read More

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