Can you imagine being Brown, walking into a clubhouse full of silent, staring Phillies, dropping your bag to the ground, and hearing Ruben Amaro shout “Fix us! …BEFORE the All-Star break.”
All photos of the Phanatic being wrestled to the ground and electrocuted to a furry pulp by heavily armed SWAT members were confiscated.
Unless the Phillies are in outer space (Quick Google News search: They’re not), then there’s no reason for him to go up there, too; especially not dressed as comically large snack foods from your childhood.
Jesse Biddle Selected To Play In Front of Vomiteurs, Taserings, and Drunk Children; Phillies Lose Again
I don’t know why the runs counted. Both home run balls were hurled back onto the field. Typical “Jim Joyce” screw job.
Philly Beer Week Kicks Off With Alcoholic Child
CBP has apparently begun catering to the “disgruntled pre-kindergartner” demographic, and baby, beer sales are a-boomin’.









