Can you imagine being Brown, walking into a clubhouse full of silent, staring Phillies, dropping your bag to the ground, and hearing Ruben Amaro shout “Fix us! …BEFORE the All-Star break.”
Well. At least Mr. Schuester saved the glee club.
All photos of the Phanatic being wrestled to the ground and electrocuted to a furry pulp by heavily armed SWAT members were confiscated.
Unless the Phillies are in outer space (Quick Google News search: They’re not), then there’s no reason for him to go up there, too; especially not dressed as comically large snack foods from your childhood.
At about the same time, 138 miles down I-95, Stephen Strasburg had calmly murdered his 14th Pirate.
Jun 7th 2010
Jesse Biddle Selected To Play In Front of Vomiteurs, Taserings, and Drunk Children; Phillies Lose Again
I don’t know why the runs counted. Both home run balls were hurled back onto the field. Typical “Jim Joyce” screw job.
Jun 7th 2010
Philly Beer Week Kicks Off With Alcoholic Child
CBP has apparently begun catering to the “disgruntled pre-kindergartner” demographic, and baby, beer sales are a-boomin’.
It’s a healing process. It can get a little messy.
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