Domonic Brown Probably Not the Cure-All for Slowly Dying Phils
Domonic Brown, Domonic Brown, Domonic Brown. He’s everywhere these days! Everywhere in Reading, PA, which means he is the king of trains and, like, that big pagoda that’s there for some reason.…Read More
Phillies Celebrate 7th Shut Out of Season With Downtrodden Facial Expressions
I don’t read a ton of baseball books, but I remember carrying around Cal Ripken’s “The Only Way I Know,” for awhile in junior high because I was an obsessed baseball freak, not…Read More
Jesse Biddle Shaken After Assault From Win-Starved Phanatic
For awhile, Philly was spoiled by a harmonic blast of sunshine. Roadkill boiled in the mid-afternoon blaze, dudes without shirts ran freely in the streets, and people with malfunctioning A/C in their…Read More
“Phanatic Around Town” Review #2: Philadelphia Free Library
Let’s face some realities. The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most fucking hilarious mascot to exist in the history of humanity, is a giant muppet from the Galapagos Islands with a lamp shade…Read More
Phils’ Offense Returns in 10-8 Holy Crap Stephen Strasburg Strikes Out 14
Stephen Strasburg kicked down the door to Major League Baseball last night and stormed loudly onto the mound at Nationals Park. They were out of standing room only tickets. Every set of pulsating eyeballs…Read More
Charlie Manuel Comes Up With Awesome New Slump-Busting Plan: Swing More
“Manuel said he started struggling lefties Chase Utley and Raul Ibanez against lefthander Wade…Read More
Jesse Biddle Selected To Play In Front of Vomiteurs, Taserings, and Drunk Children; Phillies Lose Again
It was 1994, and Major League Baseball was crippled by a players’ strike. Four giant chunks of…Read More
Philly Beer Week Kicks Off With Alcoholic Child
I haven’t bought a beer in Citizens Bank Park since I was a FanFoto photographer and tried to…Read More
Dallas Green Gives Not Profanity-Laced Advice on Having Patience
Does the New York Post go out of its way to make the Mets look like a frolicking gaggle of pre-pubescent,…Read More
Phillies Running Out Of Things That Could Be Turning Points
“I see a whole lot of cockiness, big-headedness and complacency. It’s an every-day process to be…Read More









