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Ryan Howard, Fans, Press Say Phillies are Still Cool

“The Phillies insist that all is well.” Let me just stop you right there. “…and that their jittery fan base needs to remain calm.” The Phillies held a press conference to…Read More

“Phanatic Around Town” Review #4: Rittenhouse Square

Let’s face some realities.  The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most hilarious mascot to exist in the history of humanity, is a giant muppet from the Galapagos Islands with a lamp shade for a nose…Read More

Mustachioed Man Takes Down Future Hall-of-Famer

Five innings of baseball had been played, and Wilson Valdez was plenty pissed. Father’s Day.  A gorgeous afternoon.  Fans Citizens Bank Park-over were adorned in this year’s particular ridiculous…Read More

Bullpen Latest Set of Phillies to Ruin Everything

Well, I think it’s fair to say we’ll all be seeing Brad Lidge’s head on the body of a giant spider in our nightmares again. I don’t want to spend another season bitching about Brad…Read More

Chase Utley Politely Destroys Allegations of Injury

“What is wrong with Chase Utley?!” we demanded.   “He has been underperforming of late and we, the fans, deserve to know!” “First of all, no you don’t,” Ruben…Read More

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Jamie Moyer Stops Yankees With Bare Hands

Brad Lidge walked out of the bullpen with rehabilitation in his elbow and four runs in his back pocket.…Read More

Yanks Drop Phils; Remind No One of Any World Series in Particular

BRAVES ROCK PHILLIES SUCK Says: June 15th, 2010 at 10:57 am and we take special pleasure in the misfortune…Read More

Upcoming “World Series Preview” Not A Great Time to Remind Phillies of World Series

If you’re like me, you spend a copious chunk of your concerned about Alex Rodriguez.  How is he?…Read More

“Phanatic Around Town” Review #3: Franklin Institute

Let’s face some realities.  The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most hilarious mascot to exist…Read More

Phillies Mistake Tim Wakefield For Guy From That Shut Out That One Time

You have to walk down a crack alley to get to my front door. There’s a gate separating us from…Read More

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