Archive for June, 2010

Try watching Valdez ground into a double play again. If you can do it without getting lockjaw, let me know your methods.

Meanwhile, yeah. Let’s get a starting pitcher, with the weirdly specific stipulation that it not be Jeremy Guthrie. Absolutely.

I got to blossom word-flowers all over internet radio while the Phillies crapped shit-berries all over The Great American Ballpark that is for some reason in Cincinnati.

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“It’s too confusing… I still don’t like to read.” -Lenny Dykstra, who cares when

Jamie Moyer has no respect for baseball history.

Or you may, as I did, cross paths with this magnanimous love monster on your way home from the bars, a PBR 40 in your hand, and demand to know why he isn’t instantly on your cell phone camera.

I don’t see how every situation can’t possibly turn into The Mighty Ducks. Also, why wouldn’t you want it to?

Kerry Wood almost pitched a no-hitter once. Now he pitches out of the bullpen for the Cleveland Indians. Tonight, he got to watch as J-Roll flipped his bat after he was finished putting a Kerry Wood original just north of the right field foul pole.

They called it a “pitcher’s duel.” It was just shitty offense.