Roy Halladay Too Good to Win Baseball Game
If you were wondering how J.A. Happ is doing in rehab, he’s doing justy grand we are all very proud of the work he’s contributed in Lehigh Valley, thank you very much, not that its any of your…Read More
Brad Lidge Gives Up 3-Run HR, Gets Win
The undoing of Brad Lidge happens in a cycle, and tonight, we witnessed the precious ecosystem that is Lidge’s serious ball-dropping of games in the ninth. For your pleasure, we have included the…Read More
Scott Rolen Hits HR; is Disappointment to Parents
Sure, you’ve read about my thoughts on the Phillies, but have you ever heard them out loud? If you’d prefer to expose yourself to a much more soundier version of this blog, with far less…Read More
TBOH is looking for a second voice
Our lead writer, Justin Klugh, is looking for a motivated, dedicated and knowledgeable individual to join him on the staff of That Balls Outta Here as a contributing writer. The primary requirement for…Read More
That Awful Lenny Dykstra Saga Just Keeps Going
Some things just go together, like Ben Roethlisberger and any woman he wants, or Danys Baez and earned runs. But whenever I think history’s most infamous duos, I can’t help but picutre financial guru…Read More
Jamie Moyer Celebrates Endless Career With Unflattering Record
Somewhere, all of those slump-isms about bringing up Domonic Brown and watching his presence be the magical…Read More
“Phanatic Around Town” Review #5: Love Park
Let’s face some realities. The Phillie Phanatic, while the single most fucking hilarious mascot to…Read More
Phillies Win, Despite Ejections; Nature
I walked into 30th Street Station and masses of people were clogging any and all thoroughfares. The once…Read More
Jimmy Rollins Waits One Day Before Hitting Walkoff HR
“Hu-whooa!” Roommate hollered. Jimmy Rollins had just dove to his right to put the brakes…Read More
Backed by Promising New Shortstop, Jamie Moyer Fights Off Indians
So I was choking down yet another bowl of instant spaghetti when about 30 things happened regarding the…Read More









