Cole Hamels Successfully Avoids Complete Failure
I was sitting there watching Cole Hamels pitch today, sort of falling asleep to the sound of somebody breaking glass outside my apartment, when Cole walked the Braves pitcher to start the fifth. “……Read More
Somebody’s Cranky: Quotes Edition
Thoughts. Everybody’s got some. Lately, Philadelphia fandom has been characterized by thoughtless buffoonery and a total lack of respect for boundaries. ”Lately,” in this case,…Read More
Jamie Moyer Defeats Braves, Nature in 2-Hit Complete Game Shut Out
This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets a completely movable object. How else can you describe Jamie Moyer (9 IP, 0 ER, 5 K’s)? What words can you pull out of the air and put next…Read More
Roy Halladay Demands to Feed on Cardinals for One More Pitch
When Charlie hustled out to the mound faster than any of us knew he could move, Doc was disgusted. And not even for the normal reasons, like allowing a single run or realizing that none of the Cardinals…Read More
Kyle Kendrick Finally Acts Like Roy Halladay’s Workout Partner
You’ve got to wonder about Kyle Kendrick. Back in Clearwater, was he stealing glances at Doc across the locker room? Coincidentally pulling into the stadium at the same time? Frantically researching…Read More
Brad Lidge Totally Blows Chance to Totally Blow Game
This was an important slice of Phillies baseball. We are the twice repeating champions of the National…Read More
Terrible 7th Inning Ruins Hilarious Tazing of Fan
In the third inning, Joe Blanton was called out for some reason that nobody knew and had Charlie Manuel…Read More
Johan Santana Does Terrible Job of Being Better than Roy Halladay
ESPN! Nothing like throwing on the tux and getting some national exposure. This time, they talked about…Read More
Phillies Fans Forced to be Enraged by Alternatives to Baseball in Awesome Mets Massacre
“What happened to the phils. Is it really 9-1 mets” “Who the hell was pitching? Lidge?” It…Read More





