Philly Weekly’s Jacob Lambert Jumps off the Bandwagon Because He’s Bored
Stop the Phillies bandwagon, please. Jacob Lambert would like to get off. Being a fan, at its core, is a simple thing. Your team wins? You celebrate. They struggle? You suffer. Being a Phillies…Read More
Phillies Look to Embarrass Jason Marquis In Front of Extended Family; Not Wife
Like IronPigs eating their young, Lehigh Valley took on the Reading Phils yesterday in a game that featured more or less all Grapefruit League castoffs. Seriously, it was just a ton of names you heard…Read More
Phillies Televise Unedited Merciless Beatdown of Nationals
We don’t discuss politics here on TBOH, mainly because we know nothing about them. Who are these “politics”? What are they discussing? Why does it need to be televised on C-SPAN?…Read More
Offseason Questions Significantly Marred by Start of Regular Season
Well, its Opening Day, and apologies to any OCD librarians in the audience, but its the last time that the teams will be listed in the standings based on alphabetical order. I think we can all agree,…Read More
BLOOD IN THE WATER: TBOH’s Ass-Kicking, Gunslinging, Shark Infested 2010 Phillies Preview
PART FOUR Brian Schneider (.218, 11 R, 37 H, 24 RBI) Schneider found a home behind Carlos Ruiz, which, if you’re afraid of baseballs, is a great place to be. When he plays in over 100 games, his…Read More
BLOOD IN THE WATER: TBOH’s Ass-Kicking, Gunslinging, Shark Infested 2010 Phillies Preview
PART THREE Roy Halladay (17-10, 2.79 ERA, 32 G) What’s going to happen? Roy’s going to come…Read More
Hey, Lets All Sign a Bunch of Pitchers and Shit
As the Grapefruit League turns from a glorious, juicy young fruit to a rotting chunk of compost, the…Read More
Warlock Jeff Francoeur Adds Further Phils to DL with Brain
I keep hearing "sad bear" noises when I read about Joe Blanton gettng injured. Jealousy is…Read More
BLOOD IN THE WATER: TBOH’s Ass-Kicking, Gunslinging, Shark Infested 2010 Phillies Preview
PART TWO We got one new face and a lot of theories and woes about who will be around in the next…Read More
BLOOD IN THE WATER: TBOH’s Ass-Kicking, Gunslinging, Shark Infested 2010 Phillies Preview
PART ONE If you were cruising the Philly headlines in December, all was lost. Cliff Lee had been ripped…Read More








