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Next Phillies Game to Answer, “What Awful Thing Will Fans Do Next?”

This is the new face of Philadelphia fandom. And the “Pukemon” scandal went live yesterday, prompting not only this bit of filler from NBC Philadelphia, but also this much more obvious bit…Read More

Phillies Loss Overshadowed by Most Disgusting Assault Ever

As J.A. Happ was walking six Nationals with a less-fast fastball that had everybody freaking out, and the bullpen was allowing a dash of runs here, and a smattering of hits there, and much more gruesome…Read More

Fans Blame Kendrick, Umpires for Awesome Phillies Victory

Today, we open with some words from Philadelphia District Attorney Seth Williams. “And right now, there’s no certainty of punishment.  People just know that they’ll get away with things,…Read More

Unwarranted Rage Hits Phillies Fans Far Earlier Than Expected

I’m a little disappointed with the harassment levels. J-Roll’s hobbling down the street like Tiny Tim, just trying to get to his car so he can run over the first local news crew that doesn’t…Read More

Jimmy Rollins Ruins “Red Bull Ball Park Cranks” By Canceling It

"We also want Pablo Sandoval to 'ride the bull' while surfing across San Francisco Bay on a couple of seals and firing a machine gun into the air! FUCK YEAH! Red Bull!" The science…Read More

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Opening Day Happens For At Least Part of an Inning

Well, I just woke up from my afternoon nap, tasting the shots that got me here, so TBOH’s natural…Read More

Phillies Success Continues Against Record-Settingly Awful Astros

"For I am Astrostar, Ruler of all that is Defeated!" The Astros are an endangered species…Read More

Jayson Werth’s Helmet Caught in Crossfire of Phillies Loss

The Phillies ended their opening series on a sour no OH MY GOD WHAT IF THE PHILLIES HAD CLIFF LEE AND…Read More

Phils Fans Probably Going to Continue Disgusting Nationals Fans in Series Finale

I love the surprise people have when Phillies fans show up and act like total assholes.  This guy is…Read More

Irrational Claims/Childish Bickering Leads to Silly Contest

Roommate’s been bragging about Derek Jeter and Robinson Cano combining to be the first 2B/SS combo…Read More

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