I know, I play it too cool for school. I usually just cruise my neighborhood with the collar on my red leather Phillies jacket flipped up, making motorcycle sounds with my mouth as I avoid the stray dogs and crackheads of Girard Ave on my mountain bike.
But today, while reading a much more popular Phillies blog, I saw I was unknowingly enrolled in a Phillies Blog competition and desperately need every vote I can claw out of you.
Here is the matchup; I am the second one down against “All Thing Philly Sports.” If I lose to a blog that isn’t even Phillies-centric in a PHILLIES BLOG COMPETITION, I can’t even imagine the emotional toll. It would be like losing the World Series to the United Nations.
This is up to you, the readers, whom I adore. Today. Also it won’t let me vote more than once.
Please help. If not for me, than for off-kilter photo captions everywhere.
I love you.