He claims the slider’s working and the strength is “there” but his velocity has yet to get on the bus. Which is disconcerting/not surprising/disconcerting that its not surprising.

In the first Phillies news story of the day unrelated to beards, Jamie Moyer is your 5th starter.

It says a lot about our lack of real team issues when we’re always talking about the same one.

Maybe I AM expecting the Phanatic to devour somebody whole someday, so dyeing him the color of blood is, yeah, probably going to make me point at him and yell *I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU ALL!!*

The Phillies were so impressed by John Mayberry, Jr.’s peformance in Clearwater this preseason, they had a very clear message for him: Get out.

Like a lot of greasy sex stories, this one started on Craigslist.

These damn pitchers today with their sexy workouts and their stupid hair.

God, I can’t WAIT to find out how Brett Myers’ groin feels tomorrow.

I sure feel bad for the Mets.

Kyle Kendrick will have the pleasure of going head-to-head against Myers, the man responsible for a squad of reporters openly laughing in his face.