Basic-Lee Nothing
Ah, the northeast. It’s not like the stale, dry south or the soggy bottom Pacific Northwest. No, up here we face both sweltering humidity in the summer and relentless, son-of-a-bitching snowfall.…Read More
Two Stories I’ve Already Reported On Once
In an attempt to discredit this world famous blog, Japan’s Daily Sports Online tricked me into saying that minor league deals had been struck between the Phillies and Shigetoshi Yamakita and…Read More
Bastardo “Lights Out,” Brad Lidge Found Sobbing in Shower
And Brad Lidge’s car fire of a 2009 season spreads further still into the offseason. Beerleaguer asked Phillies GM Ruben Amaro Jr. to handicap the race between Antonio Bastardo and Sergio Escalona…Read More
Amaro Extends Reach to Japan; Laughs Maniacally
And here come the lefties. Ruben Amaro’s on a bit of a tear this week, fattening up the minors with some pitching talent that many have been complaining is all but gone. Truly, it could have been…Read More
Freddy Guzman is Faster Than Venezuela
Harking back to my earlier post regarding the Phillies signing an ex-Yankee to a minor league contract, and all the joy I was blue balled in his unrecognizability (UPDATE: Not a word), let me just update…Read More
Phils Signing Pitchers Faster Than I Can Blog
“Minor league contracts” appear to now be the chief form of currency in the Philadelphia…Read More
40-man Roster Now Closer to 40 Than Ever
“Oh, so now that the Phillies are THE powerhouse in the National league, every network’s…Read More
Despite Asshole Groundhog, Phils Sign Guzman
Thanks for NOTHING, asshole. Groundhogs’ Day was yesterday. “Six more weeks of winter,”…Read More
Everybody Just Needs to Give Noah Lowry a God Damn Second
"'Procrastinating?' No, I'm not procrastinating. As I was saying, this is the baseball…Read More
Ehren Wassermann Has a Snake for an Arm
Say what you will about the Phillies emptying their cupboards of young prospects or whatever the cliche…Read More










