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Basic-Lee Nothing

Ah, the northeast.  It’s not  like the stale, dry south or the soggy bottom Pacific Northwest.  No, up here we face both sweltering humidity in the summer and relentless, son-of-a-bitching snowfall.…Read More

Two Stories I’ve Already Reported On Once

In an attempt to discredit this world famous blog, Japan’s Daily Sports Online tricked me into saying that minor league deals had been struck between the Phillies and Shigetoshi Yamakita and…Read More

Bastardo “Lights Out,” Brad Lidge Found Sobbing in Shower

And Brad Lidge’s car fire of a 2009 season spreads further still into the offseason. Beerleaguer asked Phillies GM Ruben Amaro Jr. to handicap the race between Antonio Bastardo and Sergio Escalona…Read More

Amaro Extends Reach to Japan; Laughs Maniacally

And here come the lefties. Ruben Amaro’s on a bit of a tear this week, fattening up the minors with some pitching talent that many have been complaining is all but gone.  Truly, it could have been…Read More

Freddy Guzman is Faster Than Venezuela

Harking back to my earlier post regarding the Phillies signing an ex-Yankee to a minor league contract, and all the  joy I was blue balled in his unrecognizability (UPDATE: Not a word), let me just update…Read More

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Phils Signing Pitchers Faster Than I Can Blog

“Minor league contracts” appear to now be the chief form of currency in the Philadelphia…Read More

40-man Roster Now Closer to 40 Than Ever

“Oh, so now that the Phillies are THE powerhouse in the National league, every network’s…Read More

Despite Asshole Groundhog, Phils Sign Guzman

Thanks for NOTHING, asshole. Groundhogs’ Day was yesterday. “Six more weeks of winter,”…Read More

Everybody Just Needs to Give Noah Lowry a God Damn Second

"'Procrastinating?' No, I'm not procrastinating. As I was saying, this is the baseball…Read More

Ehren Wassermann Has a Snake for an Arm

Say what you will about the Phillies emptying their cupboards of young prospects or whatever the cliche…Read More

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