27 Feb
David Herndon: The Lost Dog From Rancho Cucamonga
He’s not just looking for an in to be the next guy in the Phanatic suit.
Archive for February, 2010
25 Feb
Finally, Some Kind Words About Chase Utley
I was watching *The Chase Rolls On* tonight. Topics included Charlie Manuel’s made up language, Albert Pujols being a *freak of nature,* and Chase abusing some childhood friends with a whiffle ball.
25 Feb
Situation to Remain Awkward Between Phillippe Aumont and Lockers
Fortunately, like a testifying murderer, Aumont provided a perfectly feasbile explanation: *I lost my mind.*
25 Feb
Rated R For Intense Violence and Gore
Because this is That Balls Outta Here. And we never let jokes die.
24 Feb
It’s Time For Some Speculation About Jayson Werth’s Hair
I do not think the Phillies are potheads. Good night, folks!