He’s not just looking for an in to be the next guy in the Phanatic suit.

I was watching *The Chase Rolls On* tonight. Topics included Charlie Manuel’s made up language, Albert Pujols being a *freak of nature,* and Chase abusing some childhood friends with a whiffle ball.

Fortunately, like a testifying murderer, Aumont provided a perfectly feasbile explanation: *I lost my mind.*

Because this is That Balls Outta Here. And we never let jokes die.

I do not think the Phillies are potheads. Good night, folks!

Today was the initial full squad meeting and workout, meaning Charlie Manuel was standing in front of everybody in the same room since however the 2009 World Series ended.

Is this 8th grade? Are we going to see *Philz r mean!!!! :-(:-(* on Brett Myers Facebook page?

Awww.

There’s no arm-throwing in baseball. UPDATE: There absolutely is.

When I go to parties, I seek that guy out who speaks in the third person and make friends with him immediately, because lord knows he is going to be the life of that party.