Archive for February, 2010

Feb 27th 2010

David Herndon: The Lost Dog From Rancho Cucamonga

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He’s not just looking for an in to be the next guy in the Phanatic suit.

Feb 25th 2010

Finally, Some Kind Words About Chase Utley

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I was watching *The Chase Rolls On* tonight. Topics included Charlie Manuel’s made up language, Albert Pujols being a *freak of nature,* and Chase abusing some childhood friends with a whiffle ball.

Feb 25th 2010

Situation to Remain Awkward Between Phillippe Aumont and Lockers

AUTHOR: | IN: PHI Phillies | COMMENTS: None Yet

Fortunately, like a testifying murderer, Aumont provided a perfectly feasbile explanation: *I lost my mind.*

Feb 25th 2010

Rated R For Intense Violence and Gore

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Because this is That Balls Outta Here. And we never let jokes die.

Feb 24th 2010

It’s Time For Some Speculation About Jayson Werth’s Hair

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I do not think the Phillies are potheads. Good night, folks!

Feb 23rd 2010

Spring Training Continues Despite Misdemeanors, Disease

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Today was the initial full squad meeting and workout, meaning Charlie Manuel was standing in front of everybody in the same room since however the 2009 World Series ended.

Feb 22nd 2010

Poor Brett Myers is Just Misunderstood

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Is this 8th grade? Are we going to see *Philz r mean!!!! :-( :-(:-(* on Brett Myers Facebook page?

Feb 22nd 2010

Mike Rizzo Allows Hopes, Dreams Into Nationals Clubhouse

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Awww.

Feb 21st 2010

Everybody Loves Kyle Kendrick, Apparently

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There’s no arm-throwing in baseball. UPDATE: There absolutely is.

Feb 19th 2010

Santana Delusional; Moyer Magic

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When I go to parties, I seek that guy out who speaks in the third person and make friends with him immediately, because lord knows he is going to be the life of that party.

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