Archive for January, 2010

And then there’s Ryan Vogelsong, a pitcher who asks us to notice that Scott Mathieson isn’t the only guy in the Phillies organization getting Tommy John-ed into the next dimension.

As long as I only PRETEND to drink the punch at the end, it should be fine.

At 6 foot 7 inches, the Phillies could use him to fend off Mothra if nothing else.

Unless they can come to an agreement, we’re gonna be looking at “The Phillie Phanatic’s Phantastic Phood and Phun Phacility!” after the 2010 season. Which is just phucking stupid.

I feel comfortable enough, though perhaps a bit uneasy, to say we will be just as competitive, if not moreso, in 2010. Well, kick that theory to the curb, says Las Vegas, and bash its head in with a brick.

In other words, this post was mostly for show.

Scott’s got something that’s a little more impressive than anybody else: An arm.

Let’s talk Phillies pitching, Tiger Woods, and flesh-eating clown children.

God speed, Jamie. And stay off that groin.

When’s that NL Champs ’09 hat I ordered from MLB.com going to get here? UPDATE: It came today. Doesn’t fit.