Sing a Ryan Vogelsong
LIVE HOTSTOVE.COM WEBCAST WITH ME MONDAY AT SOME TIME I DON’T KNOW YET but it’ll be a doozy. Totally worthy of caps lock. As Jamie Moyer sits in the hospital, recovering from the last journey…Read More
Mount Airy Gives Darren Daulton Microphone; Hilarity Ensues
He has also turned into Richard Branson. I want to say, I’m not making fun of Darren Daulton. I like the guy. I’m just… hmm. You know how your neighbor, Old Man Tompkins, was a hard…Read More
Tons of Young Talent Now Clearwater-Bound
In an attempt to thrill the crowd with a reverse dunk, Hip-Hop accidentally breaks his own neck on the rim and thrills the crowd even more. So I went to the Sixers-Knicks game tonight and, I’ve got…Read More
The End of Harry the K’s?
I ate at Harry the K’s one time. It was a Sunday afternoon game and we were delivering a double-digit pommeling of the Marlins. So, Roommate and I decided to check the place out. “Wow!”…Read More
Nice Try, But Yankees Already Win 2010 World Series
Donovan McNabb tried to jump into a lifeboat, but somehow wound up hurling himself into the furnace. Bad communication... I guess. I will say that we definitely are contending for the next few years,…Read More
Astros are the Yoast to our Boone
Remember in Remember the Titans when Denzel Washington (Coach Boone) berates a player and then Will Patton…Read More
Scott Mathieson is a Bonafide Bad-Ass
As Phuture Phillies comes close to finishing their Reader Top 30, we spot an obvious casualty: Scott…Read More
The Return of Pitching and Bitching
Ever wonder if that vibrating under your feet is the Cricket store you live above being robbed? But…Read More
No, Opening Day Starter Will Not be Jamie Moyer
I was going to make a Moyer joke, but instead, ha ha, is that Wes Helms in the background? Good god. “Moyer…Read More
Extreme Offseason Questions, Chapter the Two
And, because I was 40 minutes late to work on Monday, here is the conclusion to my relentless line of…Read More










