Everybody Get on the Phillies, Now
“I think they will fill in the rest of the bullpen holes with minor league talent,” I said to Hot Stove. “Shut the hell up,” replied the Phillies. Brad Lidge is claiming he can…Read More
“Shane! Come back! Oh, you did.”
Remember at the end of Shane when he’s riding into the sunset, barely holding his guts in, and the little kid’s like “Shane! Come back!” But we all know… Shane ain’t…Read More
Phils Hook Big Joe
Who would have thought, when Joe Blanton was signed because we needed depth in the rotation, that he would be the guy that he is? Maybe its because he signed a three-year deal for $24 million; maybe its…Read More
Brad Lidge Thinks 2010 is the New 2008
Danys Baez is here, some talented minor league pitching is here, and apparently, Eric Gagne may even be here. So what’s with the guy who was the Phillies bullpen in 2008? Is he walling up his…Read More
Accused Cheater Eric Gagne Gets Phillies Tryout…?
What the hell’s going on? So apparently now Eric Gagne is throwing for a possible chance at the Phils bullpen in Arizona? Oh, great. I mean, I’m all for bullpen depth, but my original allegiances…Read More
Tyson Gillies and the Phillies
This was originally going to be B.J. Rosenberg’s turn on the “13 Non-roster Spring Training…Read More
The Tryin’ Hawaiian: Arbitration Continues
Is it just me, or are my headlines making less and less sense? What I’m attempting to say with…Read More
Arbitration Day Starts with a Chad
The offseason is a funny thing. Some days, you can feel pretty confident who is going to be wearing…Read More
Dutch: Part 1
There’s an ancient VHS case sitting in my closet or under my desk or behind the toilet or somewhere…Read More
Jacked Out of His Mind: The Tale of Tuffy Gosewisch
I’ve been picking the names of the 13 non-roster invitees to the Phillies training camp pretty much at…Read More










