Archive for December, 2009

Barfing Unicorn, what are you doing here?!

America’s pretty easy, though, they forgot to tell him. America will take it’s pants off for pretty much anybody.

BECAUSE HE IS CHAN HO PARK AND HE IS A MAN DAMN IT.

Somebody’s gotta jog out to the mound late in the game. Might as well be somebody that’s done it before.

Fernando Rodney, one of several thousand relievers mentioned in Phillies trade rumors in the past few weeks, is being mentioned in trade rumors this week. According to reports, the Phils are waiting in line behind the Angels to try and yank the Tigers’ closer out of Detroit for some affordable backup to Brad Lidge.  The Angels have similar plans for the 32-year-old, wanting a setup and sometimes closer to give Brian Fuentes all the support he needs. “Serious discussions” is what they’re calling the Angels’ crusade on Rodney, meaning that anyone in these meetings who cracks a joke or a [...]

Ruben’s going cocktailing!

Outside of packing a gunny sack full of potaters and hopping in a freight car, my current plan to stave off the cold is to hope for a stray animal to wonder through my back alley so I have something warm to cuddle with.

And now, because this is a baseball blog, we’ll talk some baseball.

Philly’s yanking us around right now.

It’s a different chair, but when the music stops, the goal is to be sitting down.